August 26, 2008
HOT HOT BITCH. Especially from the neck down. I personally think he’s gorgeous all over, but I totally understand the argument that his face is a little goony.  But you better believe he is going to be a fucking rockstar when his speedo-clad ass gets back to the glorious US of A.  I would tap that all day everyday, forwards, backwards, and upside down. BELIEVEEEE THAT. Get it, Phelps.

HOT HOT BITCH.

Especially from the neck down. I personally think he’s gorgeous all over, but I totally understand the argument that his face is a little goony.  But you better believe he is going to be a fucking rockstar when his speedo-clad ass gets back to the glorious US of A.  I would tap that all day everyday, forwards, backwards, and upside down. BELIEVEEEE THAT.

Get it, Phelps.

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WHAT UP WORLD

Welcome to my blog and my world, bitches.

WARNING: if you are easily offended stop reading now, because my vocabulary is about as classy as the Nathan’s hotdog eating contest (by which I mean I am one classy, classy bitch.) Pretty much every emotion or feeling I have is followed up by the word bitch, which I expect to fare extremely well in the professional world I am trying so desperately to avoid.

I am writing this blog just for fun, and I hope that whoever reads it can see the humor in it and not think I’m a total moron. So read, comment and enjoy!

PEACE OUT BITCHES

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